May 9, 2016
098 Tex-mechs and sex bots are coming online
“I’m not chasing metaphor squirrels I’m playing meta foursquare!”
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May 5, 2016
097 Douche-proof douche boxes
“This information is a vegetable. I will not be digesting it at all, in that case.”
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“I’m not just ready… I was BORN premature.”
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April 28, 2016
095 The glass is half full… of teeth
“I’m on a David Bowie-sized quarter roll”
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April 26, 2016
094 The Birds and The Bees and The Eggs Up In The Trees
“You’re so dumb that your body and your muscles are fighting against gravity to maintain any modicum of blood in your head and your feet sometimes lose all blood and so you are able to shoot yourself in the foot conversationally: Dumbabetes.”
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April 21, 2016
093 An overstuffed casket of birds
“Pluto is tired of our mixed signals; both television broadcast and emotional connections to its existence.”
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April 17, 2016
092 A Treadmill of tears
“I’m confident that’s based in science and facts. Free-based.”
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April 14, 2016
091 One half heart one half ass-edly
“Loose Stools n Such: Shit Your Ass Down”
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April 11, 2016
090 Netflix and chill or Redbox and blueballs
“Crystal Meth Clear”
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