Tag Archives: Tom Cruise

“I like my hot sauces like I like my women: Loose and able to grab… passed to me from some other dude I don’t know.”

“More guns, exponentially. I think that we should give guns guns. There should be little guns that guns can hold… And in that sense, I think that there should be guns that hold us.”

“He would rather be out of tortilla chips than out of blood”

“If you really want to help Charlie Sheen, give him a cure for Charlie Sheen.”

“I don’t know anything about Jews.” “I think they came from space. And then they built the pyramids.”