Tag Archives: Dave Chappelle
“You probably catch as many or more flies with turds than you do with honey.”
“I’m on a David Bowie-sized quarter roll”
“Loose Stools n Such: Shit Your Ass Down”
“You know what I dramamine”
“Please tell Mr. Slippywitz that he left his shark at the party and so we ate it.”
“In a binary cat system there will always be a larger gravitational pull in one of the cats”