Tag Archives: Star Trek
“Add one part yogurt, one part leather couch, and you got yourself an apocalypse yogurt”
“I would never disrespect a lighter so as to use one for anything other than doing drugs”
“He would rather be out of tortilla chips than out of blood”
“I’m not just ready… I was BORN premature.”
“I’m not sure how I could be sure of anything… since I am a lie.”
“Good news, you get some really toned and defined glutes. Bad news, they’re like pistons for turds.”
“If you really want to help Charlie Sheen, give him a cure for Charlie Sheen.”
“I stopped giving shits two weeks ago. That is why I am speaking to you in this doctor’s office.”