Tag Archives: Daniel Tosh
“Ernest Goes to Thanksgiving”
“This is not the spur of the moment it’s the taint of the moment”
“You don’t wanna let the boob out of the bag”
“Good news, you get some really toned and defined glutes. Bad news, they’re like pistons for turds.”
“Rocking out 24/7 till the break of dawn”
“Bryan Cranston might be a shaved chimpanzee”
“Please tell Mr. Slippywitz that he left his shark at the party and so we ate it.”
“You’re the one making yourself look like a tiny plastic hamster in your own mind. That’s something YOU need to address.”