Tag Archives: Bill Cosby
“I hold dinners and balls”
“I’m not chasing metaphor squirrels I’m playing meta foursquare!”
“Pluto is tired of our mixed signals; both television broadcast and emotional connections to its existence.”
“Good news, you get some really toned and defined glutes. Bad news, they’re like pistons for turds.”
“Let’s get all the bitches straight!”
“So I see in the back of the shop what appears to be a human bag of douche shaking its head at me”
“Normally when things are super I’m all aboard. But not in this case. Like a super-rainbow, or a super-disco, or a super-orgy – I’m all-in… in more ways than one.”
“I wish there was a Sandlady so sleep wasn’t so gay”