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“Mulligans are for golfers and hobos”

“We know about the birds and the bees, but then no one ever explains separately birds and bees.”

“Bryan Cranston might be a shaved chimpanzee”

“Cameras pointed at empty chairs and deviled eggs”

“My to-do list is to make a to-do list and I’m going to cross that off and go to sleep.”

“I don’t think that movie’s probably popular anymore because of the retarded Michael Keaton.”