“We’re building more walls. We’re building a maze!”

“Samurai Berdonald Sandump’s Wonderous Atlantic Ocean Maze”

“A chicken in every pot and a punch in every mouth”

“We’re a society addicted to teeth. We need to eradicate the teeth. Annihilate the chews.”

“Hey good news everyone. I’ve achieved drug buoyancy! I’m operating efficiently and I’m partying at the same time.”

“Love conquers all… except for drugs. Drugs conquer love.”

“All you need is love. And a pipe. To smoke love out of.”

“Some bigger’ more foreign words that are different colors that I don’t like. And I don’t want those words in my language.”

“On a personal blouses”

“I don’t know how long a whore shift is”

“You bein a bate up stritch”

“Either a snake eating its own tail or an envelope mailing itself just go fuck yourself!”

“You would first notice the color of his skin before you noticed that those were bowling shoes and not clown shoes.”

“I applaud her for being hot in these difficult, terrorizing times. Kudos for being so hot and black and female.”

“H2 I don’t O what’s going on”

“Brussels sprouts and Turkey legs. I’m making a meal out of this story.”

“Where are all the sweet big old ladies?”

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