Category Archives: The Sibcast

Listen in as siblings Katrina and Jason pimp slap boring until it gives them the money it owes

“Nothing should be called head cheese”

“I’d like a small dish of cholesterol pellets please and a bowl of tartar soup”

“I wish I could like peanuts. I just can’t. Like, they make me die.”

“Swollmate”

“21 Pantsuits”

“Easter’s just the more pastel Halloween”

“Some people call it a perfume of musk. Some people call it a fart.”

“It’s gonna be adorable and fragile”

“Everything will be sophisticated except to the extent that it sounds like a broken retard talking to you”

“He looks like someone who would go eat at Long John Silver’s and then go murder somebody”