Tag Archives: The Daily Show
“What is a stack of papers but a sandwich, really?”
“I’d like a small dish of cholesterol pellets please and a bowl of tartar soup”
“Everything will be sophisticated except to the extent that it sounds like a broken retard talking to you”
“I’m gonna smash my hand bones against your face pieces!”
“We’re building more walls. We’re building a maze!”
“My shit is a has-been for sure”
“Normally when things are super I’m all aboard. But not in this case. Like a super-rainbow, or a super-disco, or a super-orgy – I’m all-in… in more ways than one.”