Tag Archives: The Daily Show

“I’d like a small dish of cholesterol pellets please and a bowl of tartar soup”

“Everything will be sophisticated except to the extent that it sounds like a broken retard talking to you”

“I’m gonna smash my hand bones against your face pieces!”

“We’re building more walls. We’re building a maze!”

“My shit is a has-been for sure”

“Normally when things are super I’m all aboard. But not in this case. Like a super-rainbow, or a super-disco, or a super-orgy – I’m all-in… in more ways than one.”