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“Isolationist Masterclass Vol 2: Balcony Shouting”

“I’m here to build bridges that go underwater… so they’re not really bridges. They’re just ramps.”

“I wish I could like peanuts. I just can’t. Like, they make me die.”

“Sir Reginald Excellence Tallmaster Commodore 64”

“Not only is that incompetent, it’s incontinent”

“I hold dinners and balls”

“I have to doodies peepees”

“Mulligans are for golfers and hobos”

“He would rather be out of tortilla chips than out of blood”

“I’m not just ready… I was BORN premature.”