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“I’d like a small dish of cholesterol pellets please and a bowl of tartar soup”

“A mobius of impractical clothing. How do I put this shirt on? There’s no inside or outside! It’s a bunch of sleeves wrapped in on one another.”

“Sir Reginald Excellence Tallmaster Commodore 64”

“Not only is that incompetent, it’s incontinent”

“I hold dinners and balls”

“I have to doodies peepees”

“Mulligans are for golfers and hobos”

“You probably catch as many or more flies with turds than you do with honey.”

“He would rather be out of tortilla chips than out of blood”

“This information is a vegetable. I will not be digesting it at all, in that case.”