Category Archives: Fur Cereal

Sometimes real shit hits the silly fan

“Nothing should be called head cheese”

“I wish I could like peanuts. I just can’t. Like, they make me die.”

“Swollmate”

“Easter’s just the more pastel Halloween”

“Some people call it a perfume of musk. Some people call it a fart.”

“It’s gonna be adorable and fragile”

“Hurry! Run out of the burning building! The doorway is on fire! My doorwary is burning!”

“I’m going to get a tongue surgically installed in my butt so I can find out what that asshole is saying.”

“A mobius of impractical clothing. How do I put this shirt on? There’s no inside or outside! It’s a bunch of sleeves wrapped in on one another.”

“Sir Reginald Excellence Tallmaster Commodore 64”