Category Archives: Podcast

A podcast is like radio for the internet. And radio is invisible voices for non-crazy people (allegedly)

“I’d like a small dish of cholesterol pellets please and a bowl of tartar soup”

“I wish I could like peanuts. I just can’t. Like, they make me die.”


“21 Pantsuits”

“Easter’s just the more pastel Halloween”

“Some people call it a perfume of musk. Some people call it a fart.”

“It’s gonna be adorable and fragile”

“Everything will be sophisticated except to the extent that it sounds like a broken retard talking to you”

“He looks like someone who would go eat at Long John Silver’s and then go murder somebody”

“Hurry! Run out of the burning building! The doorway is on fire! My doorwary is burning!”