Category Archives: Podcast

A podcast is like radio for the internet. And radio is invisible voices for non-crazy people (allegedly)

“I’ll be down pantly”

“The best we can hope for from racists and idiots is that maybe in 150 years they’ll be really good at partying”

“I’d like a small dish of cholesterol pellets please and a bowl of tartar soup”

“I wish I could like peanuts. I just can’t. Like, they make me die.”

“Swollmate”

“21 Pantsuits”

“Easter’s just the more pastel Halloween”

“Some people call it a perfume of musk. Some people call it a fart.”

“It’s gonna be adorable and fragile”

“Everything will be sophisticated except to the extent that it sounds like a broken retard talking to you”