December 8, 2015
055 Mercy BBQ At The Zoo
“Let’s get all the bitches straight!”
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December 5, 2015
054 I hearsay, I dare say, I everywhere say
“How else am I supposed to pilot a vehicle properly without gauntlets!?”
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November 26, 2015
053 Just the right number of poop jokes
“Does that beard come with automatic windows?”
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November 23, 2015
052 Flower-Powered Plasma Gun
“Maybe aliens, when they come down, their ballsacks will look like Balzacs”
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November 19, 2015
051 Pin the blame on the donkey
“It’s like a pub crawl but for adorable internet memes”
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November 16, 2015
050 Something stupid about lemons
“That’s my metaphor for humanity. Just Mike Tyson wailing on his own nutsack as hard as he can.”
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November 12, 2015
049 Abusive Stepladder
“So I see in the back of the shop what appears to be a human bag of douche shaking its head at me”
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November 9, 2015
048 Your Fallacies Are Showing
“You started the game and then you got defensive suddenly”
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November 5, 2015
047 When will we stop hugging on slippery slopes?
“Please tell Mr. Slippywitz that he left his shark at the party and so we ate it.”
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November 2, 2015
046 Wallabies are very sexual creatures
“Welcome to Earth – Where curling is an olympic sport and wrestling is not.”
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