November 12, 2015
049 Abusive Stepladder
“So I see in the back of the shop what appears to be a human bag of douche shaking its head at me”
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November 9, 2015
048 Your Fallacies Are Showing
“You started the game and then you got defensive suddenly”
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November 5, 2015
047 When will we stop hugging on slippery slopes?
“Please tell Mr. Slippywitz that he left his shark at the party and so we ate it.”
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November 2, 2015
046 Wallabies are very sexual creatures
“Welcome to Earth – Where curling is an olympic sport and wrestling is not.”
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October 30, 2015
045 A Palindrome of Ass-to-mouth
“I always have a lot of extra hose in my trunk just in case.”
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October 27, 2015
044 Schrödinger’s Toilet
“Miley Cyrus is like a weird frequency of human… that we don’t need.”
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October 21, 2015
043 I did got bamboozled!
“Normally when things are super I’m all aboard. But not in this case. Like a super-rainbow, or a super-disco, or a super-orgy – I’m all-in… in more ways than one.”
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October 16, 2015
042 More China than China
“I wish there was a Sandlady so sleep wasn’t so gay”
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October 11, 2015
041 I got Pope all over my Fiat!
“He’s created a neverending river of happiness throughout all of eternity. And I would thank you to respect that! And do your laundry in it, as well!”
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October 9, 2015
040 If I may be so bold-italic
“Coolness first. Excellence second. Safety third.”
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