Tag Archives: climate change

“Add one part yogurt, one part leather couch, and you got yourself an apocalypse yogurt”

“Don’t you think most bulls are named ‘Hank’?”

“A mobius of impractical clothing. How do I put this shirt on? There’s no inside or outside! It’s a bunch of sleeves wrapped in on one another.”

“Despotic leaders litter human history. It’s mostly what we have – is people being dickbags in office.”

“Hot Claus”

“So I see in the back of the shop what appears to be a human bag of douche shaking its head at me”