“OshKosh B’goshkinazi Jew. They’re the cutest little kids brand.”

“I’m remembering what I’m saying as I’m saying what I remember.”

“Kick that bitch in the scoonch!”

“If I had emotions I’d feel sorry but I don’t, so I don’t.”

“Shit is not meat. If that’s what you think then I understand why you’re a vegan.”

“The thing that makes the thing isn’t the important thing. The thing is the important thing.”

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