Tag Archives: Idiocracy

“The best we can hope for from racists and idiots is that maybe in 150 years they’ll be really good at partying”

“You’re so dumb that your body and your muscles are fighting against gravity to maintain any modicum of blood in your head and your feet sometimes lose all blood and so you are able to shoot yourself in the foot conversationally: Dumbabetes.”

“Loose Stools n Such: Shit Your Ass Down”

“If you really want to help Charlie Sheen, give him a cure for Charlie Sheen.”

“My shit is a has-been for sure”