Category Archives: Slam Junk

It’s like a slam dunk, except with balls… wait, so a slam dunk.

“I’ll be down pantly”

“Nothing should be called head cheese”


“Easter’s just the more pastel Halloween”

“Some people call it a perfume of musk. Some people call it a fart.”

“It’s gonna be adorable and fragile”

“Everything will be sophisticated except to the extent that it sounds like a broken retard talking to you”

“It’s a big shame-wreath around your butt-traffic”

“I’m going to get a tongue surgically installed in my butt so I can find out what that asshole is saying.”

“A crabby tuft on Bigfoot’s face”