Category Archives: Slam Junk

It’s like a slam dunk, except with balls… wait, so a slam dunk.

“Swollmate”

“Easter’s just the more pastel Halloween”

“Some people call it a perfume of musk. Some people call it a fart.”

“It’s gonna be adorable and fragile”

“Everything will be sophisticated except to the extent that it sounds like a broken retard talking to you”

“It’s a big shame-wreath around your butt-traffic”

“I’m going to get a tongue surgically installed in my butt so I can find out what that asshole is saying.”

“A crabby tuft on Bigfoot’s face”

“I hold dinners and balls”

“Picking up shit in heaven is better than taking shits in hell”