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“I’ll be down pantly”

“It’s gonna be adorable and fragile”

“Everything will be sophisticated except to the extent that it sounds like a broken retard talking to you”

“William Shatner is like one of those self-inflatable things on an airplane. If the ‘80s crashed then William Shatner flew out of it and is saving lives by inflating himself. Slowly. And automatically.”

“Rabbit Hutch and Panic Hatch: Attorneys at Law”

“What did you just sentence to me?”

“Opportunity doesn’t always knock on a door. Sometimes it yells at a window.”