July 30, 2015
029 iCabbage
“Yeah I’d rather just eat pizza. Could I do that? I hope that that’s your advice. I’m already doing that.”
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July 4, 2015
028 Carnivorous Piñata
“Excuse me! You’ve soiled my shit cloak further than I had already soiled myself. I take exception to that!”
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“In all my excitement for sibcasting today, a purple liquid just shot out of me. And I don’t know where it came from. Just somewhere in the middle. Belly button maybe?”
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“I just thought it was interesting how everyone exploded, calling her a bold-faced liar and saying there is no comparison when there clearly is a comparison because we’re all comparing it.”
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May 31, 2015
025 Frozen Shit Swan
“Over here the bubbles just sit on beanbag chairs and flip you off when you ask them to vote.”
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May 25, 2015
024 Porky Pig’s rainbow glory hole
“I’m not a hasbian or a yestergay, I’m a nowcoholic. I live for today!”
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May 20, 2015
023 A venus flytrap and pineapple salad
“Eat a salad of venus fly traps, and pineapples. And beetles. The salad that eats you back. Try to eat it first. And coral reef.”
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May 19, 2015
022 This is not a load-bearing stuffed sloth
“You do really bad things like not buying novelty stuffed tree sloths. What a terrible person.”
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May 10, 2015
021 Middle-age Competent Architect Cats
“There are probably pockets of farmers holding guns and just refusing to change their clocks.”
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“Most sensible people and well-read elephants understand this already”
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