August 27, 2015
035 Not just willfully ignorant. Forcefully ignorant.
“In a binary cat system there will always be a larger gravitational pull in one of the cats”
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August 21, 2015
034 The one with the sandwich
“How are you, Tedworth?” … “I’m jotally tacked!”
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August 18, 2015
033 The first security detail that’s all ambiguous genitalia
“I don’t know anything about Jews.” “I think they came from space. And then they built the pyramids.”
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August 12, 2015
032 A Snowball’s Chance in Congress
“That’s an impoitant pornt to ensaphize”
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August 4, 2015
031 Jiggling Competencies
“This is time for swears. Like poopinanny!”
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“Opportunity doesn’t always knock on a door. Sometimes it yells at a window.”
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July 30, 2015
029 iCabbage
“Yeah I’d rather just eat pizza. Could I do that? I hope that that’s your advice. I’m already doing that.”
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July 4, 2015
028 Carnivorous Piñata
“Excuse me! You’ve soiled my shit cloak further than I had already soiled myself. I take exception to that!”
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“In all my excitement for sibcasting today, a purple liquid just shot out of me. And I don’t know where it came from. Just somewhere in the middle. Belly button maybe?”
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“I just thought it was interesting how everyone exploded, calling her a bold-faced liar and saying there is no comparison when there clearly is a comparison because we’re all comparing it.”
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