April 7, 2016
089 The Mistleturd: Salute Your Sharts
“The only reason I get up out of bed is to be unreasonable”
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April 4, 2016
088 Turning on a parallelodigm
“I’m not sure how I could be sure of anything… since I am a lie.”
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March 31, 2016
087 As right as rain is wrong
“We’re building more walls. We’re building a maze!”
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March 27, 2016
086 This day and age. And this bridge. And these chairs.
“You know what I dramamine”
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March 24, 2016
085 Rasputin’s Eternal Merkin
“You don’t wanna let the boob out of the bag”
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March 20, 2016
084 I good you bidet!
“Good news, you get some really toned and defined glutes. Bad news, they’re like pistons for turds.”
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March 17, 2016
083 The Ineffable and Affable
“Is this what YouTube is now? Your tube?”
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March 14, 2016
082 A hole in the ground that farts leprechauns
“We know about the birds and the bees, but then no one ever explains separately birds and bees.”
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March 10, 2016
081 ilk is like if like is drunk
“If you think we can make a good net to catch a dolphin, imagine how good a net a dolphin could make to catch a person.”
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March 7, 2016
080 Pokémon and Wémon
“Rabbit Hutch and Panic Hatch: Attorneys at Law”
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