April 28, 2016
095 The glass is half full… of teeth
“I’m on a David Bowie-sized quarter roll”
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April 26, 2016
094 The Birds and The Bees and The Eggs Up In The Trees
“You’re so dumb that your body and your muscles are fighting against gravity to maintain any modicum of blood in your head and your feet sometimes lose all blood and so you are able to shoot yourself in the foot conversationally: Dumbabetes.”
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April 21, 2016
093 An overstuffed casket of birds
“Pluto is tired of our mixed signals; both television broadcast and emotional connections to its existence.”
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April 17, 2016
092 A Treadmill of tears
“I’m confident that’s based in science and facts. Free-based.”
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April 14, 2016
091 One half heart one half ass-edly
“Loose Stools n Such: Shit Your Ass Down”
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April 11, 2016
090 Netflix and chill or Redbox and blueballs
“Crystal Meth Clear”
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April 7, 2016
089 The Mistleturd: Salute Your Sharts
“The only reason I get up out of bed is to be unreasonable”
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April 4, 2016
088 Turning on a parallelodigm
“I’m not sure how I could be sure of anything… since I am a lie.”
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March 31, 2016
087 As right as rain is wrong
“We’re building more walls. We’re building a maze!”
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March 27, 2016
086 This day and age. And this bridge. And these chairs.
“You know what I dramamine”
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