Tag Archives: Will Smith
“I’m not just ready… I was BORN premature.”
“You’re so dumb that your body and your muscles are fighting against gravity to maintain any modicum of blood in your head and your feet sometimes lose all blood and so you are able to shoot yourself in the foot conversationally: Dumbabetes.”
“Despotic leaders litter human history. It’s mostly what we have – is people being dickbags in office.”
“If you ever eat a banana that’s especially large, it’s a little bit emasculating.”
“If you look in the back room there’s a bunch of komodo dragons licking enormous paper mache scrotums.”