“You started the game and then you got defensive suddenly”

“Pastrami is one of the most delicious substances on the planet”

“There are at least possibly two or three different vats of liquid that you could dip meats into. Maybe more. Maybe more!”

“Hate to say I told ya so! Y’all gonna get cancer of the FACE and DICK.”

“Quit looking at those waggling sausages!”

“The internet is supported largely by cats. These cats are load-bearing. They’re structural cats. Without cats, pornography, on its own, could not support the internet.”

“If you need to draw smiles on vegetables, feel free, if that makes you feel better.”

“If you don’t want to be eaten by pizza, don’t go swimming in pizza-infested waters.”

“By the way. You guys eat meat. Also, accidentally, you eat humans. You’re cannibals. And… Hitler is on your side!”

“A modest proposal, and a final solution”

“You’d have to be Wolverine, regenerating eyes and genitalia while you strangle a baboon.”

“Turbo-jacked land sharks”

“Greeks is actually not a total shithole!”

“I had basically just been imagining a dingy turd factory where you worked.”

“Charlotte’s Web of Sadness”

“Weaponized babies”

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