Tag Archives: Canada

“Everything will be sophisticated except to the extent that it sounds like a broken retard talking to you”

“I’m going to get a tongue surgically installed in my butt so I can find out what that asshole is saying.”

“A crabby tuft on Bigfoot’s face”

“If you think we can make a good net to catch a dolphin, imagine how good a net a dolphin could make to catch a person.”

“I feel exquisitely blessed and fabulous”

“Hot Claus”

“You started the game and then you got defensive suddenly”