February 20, 2017

125 Austin Tacious Bitch Chin

“It’s a big shame-wreath around your butt-traffic”

The only spermazoa [sic] of opinion that make it through to the egg that is Trump are the strongest, nicest opinions”

“Like bringing the mountain to Mohammed, they’re actually going to carve a mountain into Trump’s face”

“Don’t be an ostentatious urban”

“I don’t buy the science that Mitch McConnell has a face”