Tag Archives: Roscoe

“Houston, we have a pueblo.”

“I’m gonna teach you cancer… soooo hard.”

“I’ll be down pantly”

“Nothing should be called head cheese”

“It’s gonna be adorable and fragile”

“It’s a big shame-wreath around your butt-traffic”

“A crabby tuft on Bigfoot’s face”

“He would rather be out of tortilla chips than out of blood”

“I’m not just ready… I was BORN premature.”