Tag Archives: SNL

“It’s gonna be adorable and fragile”

“It’s a big shame-wreath around your butt-traffic”

“I hold dinners and balls”

“I’m not sure how I could be sure of anything… since I am a lie.”

“Is this what YouTube is now? Your tube?”

“We know about the birds and the bees, but then no one ever explains separately birds and bees.”

“If you think we can make a good net to catch a dolphin, imagine how good a net a dolphin could make to catch a person.”

“What did you just sentence to me?”

“Cameras pointed at empty chairs and deviled eggs”

“My to-do list is to make a to-do list and I’m going to cross that off and go to sleep.”