December 21, 2015
059 Proper Pauper Parable
“I don’t blame jokes for being jokes I blame douchebags for taking them seriously”
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December 14, 2015
057 Strung Out On Phonics
“Ho down at the hootenanny! She tripped on some poontang!”
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December 10, 2015
056 That Pony Don’t Prance
“Cause you’re the kind of person who’s out at the intersection of Nature and Nurture in the middle of a Tuesday, buying one pack of smokes with mostly change. One of the bills was wet. Just one of them.”
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December 8, 2015
055 Mercy BBQ At The Zoo
“Let’s get all the bitches straight!”
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December 5, 2015
054 I hearsay, I dare say, I everywhere say
“How else am I supposed to pilot a vehicle properly without gauntlets!?”
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November 26, 2015
053 Just the right number of poop jokes
“Does that beard come with automatic windows?”
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November 23, 2015
052 Flower-Powered Plasma Gun
“Maybe aliens, when they come down, their ballsacks will look like Balzacs”
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November 19, 2015
051 Pin the blame on the donkey
“It’s like a pub crawl but for adorable internet memes”
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November 16, 2015
050 Something stupid about lemons
“That’s my metaphor for humanity. Just Mike Tyson wailing on his own nutsack as hard as he can.”
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