January 11, 2016
065 If you addle it all up it doesn’t make much sense
“If you look in the back room there’s a bunch of komodo dragons licking enormous paper mache scrotums.”
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January 7, 2016
064 One Tutu Innuendos
“Yeah I just tore right out of mom. Almost killed us both. It was hilarious.”
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January 4, 2016
063 Phase-shifting Felines
“I feel like I’m not running for president but, then again, I’m not running for president.”
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December 31, 2015
062 Sugar-Free Daddy
“I was shaming myself amongst the northern lights…”
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December 28, 2015
061 Hotlapagos Mermangels
“I’m telling you, check all anuses. Do a cavity search of the whole house.”
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December 24, 2015
060 Jack Cozie: Private Dick
“It’s not a spit take it’s a spit give”
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December 21, 2015
059 Proper Pauper Parable
“I don’t blame jokes for being jokes I blame douchebags for taking them seriously”
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December 14, 2015
057 Strung Out On Phonics
“Ho down at the hootenanny! She tripped on some poontang!”
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December 10, 2015
056 That Pony Don’t Prance
“Cause you’re the kind of person who’s out at the intersection of Nature and Nurture in the middle of a Tuesday, buying one pack of smokes with mostly change. One of the bills was wet. Just one of them.”
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