Tag Archives: Morgan Freeman
“Add one part yogurt, one part leather couch, and you got yourself an apocalypse yogurt”
“Vexitrol. Side effects include: Loss of friends and shitting your pants… from your face”
“Not only is that incompetent, it’s incontinent”
“I feel like I’m not running for president but, then again, I’m not running for president.”
“I was shaming myself amongst the northern lights…”