Tag Archives: Disney

“Don’t fan the farts”

“Don’t you think most bulls are named ‘Hank’?”

“You fucked up in dog years man”

“I like when cats try to play it off like their whole mouth isn’t full of butthole-flavored fur when they’re cleaning their anus.”

“Vexitrol. Side effects include: Loss of friends and shitting your pants… from your face”

“From a dog whistle to a whale fart, and everything in between”

“Hot Claus”