February 18, 2019
145 Swimming in The Jelly Sea
“I’m gonna teach you cancer… soooo hard.”
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January 26, 2019
144 Moshed Potatoes
“I’m going to rob from myself and give to the comfortably employed“
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October 8, 2018
143 Metaphorical Doctor
“Take a bottle of chill pills. You can’t overdose on them.”
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September 22, 2018
142 Blood & Brownies
“May I expose these truths that happen to be in my pants?”
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August 26, 2018
141 Nexus of Exes
“I’m here to build bridges that go underwater… so they’re not really bridges. They’re just ramps.”
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June 15, 2018
140 Totally Poned
“Vexitrol. Side effects include: Loss of friends and shitting your pants… from your face”
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November 19, 2017
139 Caramelized Camelomalet With Caramel On It
“I’ll be down pantly”
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September 3, 2017
138 World Championchip Cookies
“The best we can hope for from racists and idiots is that maybe in 150 years they’ll be really good at partying”
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August 13, 2017
137 Crackas Eatin’ Crackas
“Nothing should be called head cheese”
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“I’d like a small dish of cholesterol pellets please and a bowl of tartar soup”
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