October 30, 2015
045 A Palindrome of Ass-to-mouth
“I always have a lot of extra hose in my trunk just in case.”
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October 27, 2015
044 Schrödinger’s Toilet
“Miley Cyrus is like a weird frequency of human… that we don’t need.”
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October 21, 2015
043 I did got bamboozled!
“Normally when things are super I’m all aboard. But not in this case. Like a super-rainbow, or a super-disco, or a super-orgy – I’m all-in… in more ways than one.”
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October 16, 2015
042 More China than China
“I wish there was a Sandlady so sleep wasn’t so gay”
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October 11, 2015
041 I got Pope all over my Fiat!
“He’s created a neverending river of happiness throughout all of eternity. And I would thank you to respect that! And do your laundry in it, as well!”
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October 9, 2015
040 If I may be so bold-italic
“Coolness first. Excellence second. Safety third.”
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October 2, 2015
039 The Energizer Bitches: They just keep going and going
“I stopped giving shits two weeks ago. That is why I am speaking to you in this doctor’s office.”
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September 28, 2015
038 Long story pant
“How mustachioed can you be while you fix my coffee!?”
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September 13, 2015
037 Your muscles and your sexuality both have to be confused
“You don’t have Alzheimer’s, it’s just more like your mind works as a conveyor and as you put things on it, they fall off the other end.”
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September 4, 2015
036 Willy-Nilly
“You’re the one making yourself look like a tiny plastic hamster in your own mind. That’s something YOU need to address.”
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