074 Him and Haw and Her

“My to-do list is to make a to-do list and I’m going to cross that off and go to sleep.”

“I’m saying I’m a pretty big deal… behind the wheel.”

“Don’t go too nuts. Go one nut.”

“There are people who are out there just imagining Bert and Ernie savagely going at it.”

“It’s like people commenting about the weather at a certain point it’s like ‘Yeah, the weather changes. Yes, time passes faster than you would like. Ok. Can we eat sandwiches already?’”

“Tax piss write-off”

“If there’s twinners then are there twosers too?”

“Smurfs… Blue Man Group… Avatar?”