November 12, 2015

049 Abusive Stepladder

“So I see in the back of the shop what appears to be a human bag of douche shaking its head at me”

“Juanbody”

“If you don’t want spiders you just show ‘em your nuts”

“I’m gonna eat your face! Nature bitch.”

“The Jews, really? Haven’t they been annihilated enough?”

“You need to check everything before you wreck everything”

“You could be doing – I wouldn’t say better – but you could be doing less.”