109 Honesty Is The Worst Policy
“I hold dinners and balls”
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“I hold dinners and balls”
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“There’s no laws against hitting your emotions”
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“A golden mean spiral into retardation”
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“Ladies’ nipples are hot and men’s hairy nipples are not”
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“I have to doodies peepees”
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“I would never disrespect a lighter so as to use one for anything other than doing drugs”
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“Picking up shit in heaven is better than taking shits in hell”
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“Mulligans are for golfers and hobos”
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“This is not the spur of the moment it’s the taint of the moment”
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“You probably catch as many or more flies with turds than you do with honey.”
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