August 5, 2016
115 Lifting Paper Waits
“That’s so much work. I’ve gotta like, move my hands and they’re busy picking my nose”
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July 10, 2016
114 Fontleroy Laserdiamond Speedskate Emrybeard
“Not only is that incompetent, it’s incontinent”
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July 1, 2016
113 Recycling jackets into silver linings
“Get the ol’ face holes primed”
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June 27, 2016
112 Decapotato Chips
“A crabby tuft on Bigfoot’s face”
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June 23, 2016
111 Improper Extrusions
“I do not put those on like Iron Man – as my strong suit”
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June 20, 2016
110 Jawbreakers and Ham
“Damn knitters changing the color of the neighborhood
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June 16, 2016
109 Honesty Is The Worst Policy
“I hold dinners and balls”
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June 13, 2016
108 Mission Impopsicle
“There’s no laws against hitting your emotions”
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June 9, 2016
107 Demon Steven
“A golden mean spiral into retardation”
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June 6, 2016
106 Don’t judge a shirt by its collar
“Ladies’ nipples are hot and men’s hairy nipples are not”
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