“This is not the spur of the moment it’s the taint of the moment”

“Genitals and gender roles”

“Halving the distance between nigh and now”

“It takes not long. It takes short.”

“The yang is all black and stuff right? Well that’s satan.”

“Taking kids places… why do I have that written down?”

“I couldn’t tell if I was crying or sweating”

“What is a blonde moment when a blonde goes gray?”

“Scotland Procured Alcoholic Meat”

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