“You should be humiliated, just having your balls out like that. They’re so tiny. And there’s WAY too many of them, to be quite honest. You haven’t even entered puberty. What gender is this even? You have so many balls. And you’re so young.”

“Stop being a dick and start being a dude”

“What an odd experiment for the world to get to watch America deconstruct itself from the inside out, and all it took was an orange-headed ninny muggin.”

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