043 I did got bamboozled!
“Normally when things are super I’m all aboard. But not in this case. Like a super-rainbow, or a super-disco, or a super-orgy – I’m all-in… in more ways than one.”
“There’s a stealthed gay approaching me. Fabulously advancing.”
“You can’t get rid of it, but you can sculpt and tone that racial bias!”
“If I had to guess… If I had to guess… I would guess that I don’t give a shit.”
“I have to go parachute or base jump endlessly until I have an accident that leaves me partially mentally disabled. And my thoughts kind of leak out of me like a bag of cheese with a hole in it. In the fridge.”
“We’re over here liquefying all the panda shit on the planet and then like, Bill Gates gets to drive around.”
“And he has what, medically, they’re describing as a ‘threenus’”
“It’s typical for them to look and behave like girls until they hit puberty and then their wangleberries just fly right out… fly right outta there. Like a raccoon out of a dog door.”
“Maybe one day he’ll be like a new L. Ron Hubbard mixed with the jews and he’ll design a crazy-assed hat that everyone will have to wear so he’ll look normal.”
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