Tag Archives: Bernie Sanders

“I’m on a David Bowie-sized quarter roll”

“Crystal Meth Clear”

“We’re building more walls. We’re building a maze!”

“Is this what YouTube is now? Your tube?”

“If you think we can make a good net to catch a dolphin, imagine how good a net a dolphin could make to catch a person.”

“What did you just sentence to me?”

“We turned wolves into pugs and bullshits”

“If you ever eat a banana that’s especially large, it’s a little bit emasculating.”

“I don’t blame jokes for being jokes I blame douchebags for taking them seriously”

“Please tell Mr. Slippywitz that he left his shark at the party and so we ate it.”