February 20, 2017
125 Austin Tacious Bitch Chin
“It’s a big shame-wreath around your butt-traffic”
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February 7, 2017
124 Friends Without Medical Benefits
“I’m going to get a tongue surgically installed in my butt so I can find out what that asshole is saying.”
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January 29, 2017
123 Bobbleheadless
“I’m gonna smash my hand bones against your face pieces!”
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January 26, 2017
122 Better to butter your butt whole bread
“He’s telling you what he doesn’t know what he’s doing and he’s doing things what he doesn’t know what he’s gonna do… in public… and privates. In public AND WITH HIS PRIVATES.”
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January 12, 2017
121 McFarnald’s Seafood Burgers
“A warm blanket made out of cement that I can wrap around me for aegis to come.”
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December 10, 2016
120 Is Aleppo like a llama?
“Every day is your afterbirthday other than your birthday.”
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September 19, 2016
119 The OK Outdoors
“William Shatner is like one of those self-inflatable things on an airplane. If the ‘80s crashed then William Shatner flew out of it and is saving lives by inflating himself. Slowly. And automatically.”
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September 7, 2016
118 Infiknitted Mobius Scarves
“A mobius of impractical clothing. How do I put this shirt on? There’s no inside or outside! It’s a bunch of sleeves wrapped in on one another.”
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August 17, 2016
117 A Nirvanic Release Of Wind
“Punishingly ironic”
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