Category Archives: Slam Junk
“You started the game and then you got defensive suddenly”
“Welcome to Earth – Where curling is an olympic sport and wrestling is not.”
“I always have a lot of extra hose in my trunk just in case.”
“You don’t have Alzheimer’s, it’s just more like your mind works as a conveyor and as you put things on it, they fall off the other end.”
“You’re the one making yourself look like a tiny plastic hamster in your own mind. That’s something YOU need to address.”
“How are you, Tedworth?” … “I’m jotally tacked!”
“I don’t know anything about Jews.” “I think they came from space. And then they built the pyramids.”
“That’s an impoitant pornt to ensaphize”
“This is time for swears. Like poopinanny!”
“Excuse me! You’ve soiled my shit cloak further than I had already soiled myself. I take exception to that!”