Category Archives: Podcast
“I like when cats try to play it off like their whole mouth isn’t full of butthole-flavored fur when they’re cleaning their anus.”
“Houston, we have a pueblo.”
“I’m gonna teach you cancer… soooo hard.”
“I’m going to rob from myself and give to the comfortably employed“
“Take a bottle of chill pills. You can’t overdose on them.”
“May I expose these truths that happen to be in my pants?”
“I’m here to build bridges that go underwater… so they’re not really bridges. They’re just ramps.”
“Vexitrol. Side effects include: Loss of friends and shitting your pants… from your face”
“I’ll be down pantly”