Category Archives: Podcast
“The best we can hope for from racists and idiots is that maybe in 150 years they’ll be really good at partying”
“I’d like a small dish of cholesterol pellets please and a bowl of tartar soup”
“I wish I could like peanuts. I just can’t. Like, they make me die.”
“Swollmate”
“21 Pantsuits”
“Easter’s just the more pastel Halloween”
“Some people call it a perfume of musk. Some people call it a fart.”
“It’s gonna be adorable and fragile”
“Everything will be sophisticated except to the extent that it sounds like a broken retard talking to you”
“He looks like someone who would go eat at Long John Silver’s and then go murder somebody”