“I’m not chasing metaphor squirrels I’m playing meta foursquare!”

“The Grand Canyon filled with cotton canyondy”

“We gotta shave the whales and fight the reef!”

“Like Quiznos… but with batmen. And crime fighting.”

“Well I have to have something significant to wear while I’m painting my tiny pewter statues.”

“Let’s just go back to the 50’s. Women, you get back in your skirts and your basins in the kitchens. Men grab your pipes and your whiskey and your fists, and let’s get back to shootin’ and business and makin’ babies, and not talking about feelings anymore.”

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