“Loose Stools n Such: Shit Your Ass Down”

“If you got anyone in your home with an especially powerful colon that would not be advisable”

“The next skittles dress is the unicorn jelly bean fart door”

“It’s all tainted. All the crack is tainted.”

“A Chinese finger trap of conversation”

“Girrass will show itself and then my underwear will become shockingly relevant”

“I’m not even on a budget. I got my budget up on lifts and I’m working on it like a car but I don’t know shit about budgets or cars.”

“In the metaphor of life where we are trying to fix the car that is our psyche, rather than actually do anything productive, you get distracted by extra people, who you pay money to distract you with cat photos and hand you sandwiches to eat, with your filthy hands.”

“It’s a chard knock life”

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