April 4, 2016
088 Turning on a parallelodigm
“I’m not sure how I could be sure of anything… since I am a lie.”
“I need a lube job. I’m feeling unemotionoil.”
“Your emotions are like genitalia. You don’t just show people.”
“Your dad likes my croutons”
“Now I have mixed feelings because there’s a parasite eating my brain.”
“Mother Nature is totally un-bro sometimes”
“Pixar’s Colostomy Bags”
“I feel like I’m gonna have to be the family’s asshole”
“Here’s your time. A box of broken hour glass.
“I don’t need to know a lot about things to argue against these people who somehow know even less about the things that I know nothing about.”
“If racism is a balloon, I have to catch it sometimes”
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