“You don’t wanna let the boob out of the bag”

“I think if your coffin has a glory hole you’re not going to heaven.”

“You’re saying identify less as genitalia, more as something productive and helpful.”

“Cunts on the bitchler”

“Why is the leisuring stick shaped like a throwing cudgel?”

“Get an areola view of those hills”

“Annette! Grab onto a net while I get a net!”

“You know that thing that just ripped off a National Geographic photographer’s ballsack? Well now it’s cuddling a kitten in its bloodied hands.”

“We don’t write history. We wrong history.”

“The birds and the badgers and the bees”

“I don’t feel like macerating on the toilet is super attractive but if you can do it, go for it.”

“In a manner of not spanking, babies come out of penises”

“Big black baby boner boobie breastfeeding babes”

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