February 18, 2016

075 BeyonSlayer

“Cameras pointed at empty chairs and deviled eggs”

“I thank him for that reminder on this Valentine’s Day – that lovely thought – that Kanye West will too be dead in 100 years. That’s heartwarming.”

“You’re getting incepted. I’m gonna get your mind pregnant!”

“The Illuminati are the new Area 51”

“Not paying it forward – Taking it backward”

“If zebras can have stripes anything can… ESPECIALLY zebras.”

“It’s like a combination of a pop-up book, and a book, and a buffet”