Category Archives: Slam Junk
“Everything will be sophisticated except to the extent that it sounds like a broken retard talking to you”
“It’s a big shame-wreath around your butt-traffic”
“I’m going to get a tongue surgically installed in my butt so I can find out what that asshole is saying.”
“A crabby tuft on Bigfoot’s face”
“I hold dinners and balls”
“Picking up shit in heaven is better than taking shits in hell”
“This information is a vegetable. I will not be digesting it at all, in that case.”
“Pluto is tired of our mixed signals; both television broadcast and emotional connections to its existence.”
“Good news, you get some really toned and defined glutes. Bad news, they’re like pistons for turds.”
“We know about the birds and the bees, but then no one ever explains separately birds and bees.”